Little Ned Woodman left the judges shocked as he savagely roasted Amanda Holden in his first audition.
And his performance in tonight’s semi-final was even more hilarious, as he took aim at the other judges, Ant and Dec AND even fellow Britain’s Got Talent act DNA!
Nine-year-old Ned started with David Walliams, saying he must’ve written the book of jokes he was given, as they weren’t funny.
He then moved on to Amanda – who buzzed him in his first audition when he called her a “talking dog” – saying he was desperate to get to the final so it would give him “more time to think of something nice to say about her”.
Talking about his first audition, Ned added: “I didn’t even make it past my first joke without hearing that dreaded sound – Alesha Dixon’s laugh!”
Moving on to Simon Cowell, he said: “He’s intelligent, talented, generous and humble. I know because he told me himself!”
Ant and Dec were Ned’s next victims, as he explained how he’d been with “Britain’s best double act” earlier in the day.
He added: “And then I said, ‘Holly, Phillip, I’ve got to go, I’m meant to be meeting Ant and Dec in an hour!'”
Ned then congratulated the BGT presenters on the OBE they got earlier this year, adding: “It must stand for Old, Boring Entertainers!”